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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:50
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
James Hagens’ Islanders homecoming is no longer just a pipe dream - New York Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Louisville earns College World Series trip with 3-2 win over Miami - Card Chronicle
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
What symptoms did you notice before being diagnosed with cancer?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading